人家是天竺鼠，而你是專門翻垃圾桶吃廚餘的老鼠。比起自我感覺良好，還是先

人家是天竺鼠，而你是專門翻垃圾桶吃廚餘的老鼠。比起自我感覺良好，還是先去照鏡子檢討自己，不然我只想笑你，因為你真的還好。

結果 (英文) 1:

You are a guinea pig, and you are a mouse that digs through trash cans and eats food waste. Rather than feeling good about yourself, you should first look in the mirror and examine yourself, otherwise I just want to laugh at you, because you are really okay.

結果 (英文) 2:

They are guinea pigs, while you are a mouse that specializes in flipping through the trash can to eat kitchen waste.
Rather than feeling good about yourself, it's better to take a look in the mirror and review yourself first, otherwise I just want to laugh at you because you're really okay.

結果 (英文) 3:

He's a guinea pig, and you're a rat who specializes in rummaging through trash cans to eat kitchen waste.
Instead of feeling good about yourself, I'd better look at myself in the mirror first, otherwise I just want to laugh at you, because you are really okay.