Joke story today: bright red shirtB

Joke story today: bright red shirt


Before said rampant piracy, many merchant vessels encounter pirates were looted, the unlucky even life will be gone.

So there is a new career-and-sea guard.

Specialized transport of valuable goods, encounter pirates, they were not lost, of course, run at sea DART was a very dangerous job, other than the storm lost capsized, and pirates all are caught in a bloody battle.

Have a bodyguard Captain Kung Fu very high strength, his sailors go quick, DART is safely arrived safe and sound.

Because the captain had a victorious secret ... ... His bright red shirt, as long as the captain, put on a bright red shirt will become invincible, met, no matter how vicious the pirates are to flee!

One day, master and run down the Sea Dart, ships sail halfway saw a boat speeding far.

The captain knew, this encounter pirates, soon turned to hand and said: "go to my room, took my bright red shirt dress me up! 」

Captain, put on a bright red shirt, pirate ship, then rushed the enemy, take the kill the enemy.

Sailor captain is so strong, all inspired, risking his life to join the fray, the pirates are rabble, which can endure such offensive? Not two or three, on the run.

In this way, whether it be a pirate ship, two Pirate ships, three Pirate ships, or even four or five pirate ship together, as long as captain, put on a bright red shirt, leads fight pirates all failed miserably, for good.

Some sailors feel very curious, what's the secret that bright red shirt, why the captain fights are going to put on it?

So they could not help asking a captain this, captain said with a smile: "in fact, no big deal secrets, but I wore the bright red shirt, if you can't make out to bleed the enemy, they thought I was injured, and my heart will feel fear, this is called psychological warfare. 」

The sailors realized admire intelligence to the captain, Captain not only martial arts, tactics are unique!

On another day, the captain and led the sea runs DART, hang half way through, as usual, and met the pirate ship, the captain, Wow! Good long boom! Hot Mama Max! A mast Ah!

Five? Oh, no! Ten? Oh, no! For thirty or forty of the pirate ship is moving the fleet approaching ... ...

Immediately next to a sailor the captain ordered: "go to my room, get me my brown pants! 」

Sailor: "what's this? Why is this not a bright red shirt? 」

Captain: "this shit to my frustration when they see it. ...

結果 (英文) 2:

Joke Story Today: Bright Red shirt


the Before Said Rampant piracy, MANY Merchant Vessels Encounter Pirates were looted, at The unlucky the even Life Will BE Gone.

So there IS A new new Career-and-Sea Guard.

Specialized Transport of Valuable Goods, Encounter Pirates, They were Not Lost, of Course,, RUN AT Sea the DART WAS A Very Dangerous the Job, OTHER Within last at The Storm Lost capsized, and Pirates All are Caught in A Bloody Battle.

Have A Bodyguard Captain Kung Fu Very High strength, His-Sailors Go Quick, the DART Safe and Sound the safely arrived IS.

Because at The Captain HAD A Victorious Secret ... ... His-shirt Bright Red, AS Long AS at The Captain, PUT ON A Bright Red shirt Will Become Invincible, Met, NO Matter How Vicious at The Pirates are ! to flee

One Day, Master and RUN Down at The Sea Dart, Ships Sail Halfway SAW A Boat Speeding FAR.

at The Captain Knew, the this Encounter Pirates, Soon turned to Hand and Said: "Go to My Room, Took My Bright Red shirt Dress me up! "

Captain, PUT ON A Bright Red shirt, Pirate Ship, the then rushed at The Enemy, Take at The the kill at The Enemy.

Sailor Captain IS SO strong, All Inspired, risking His-Life to the Join at The Fray, at The Pirates are Rabble, Which CAN Endure SUCH Offensive? Not TWO or Three, ON at The RUN.

the In the this Way, WHETHER IT BE A Pirate Ship, TWO Pirate Ships, Three Pirate Ships, or the even Four or Five Pirate Ship Together, AS Long AS Captain, PUT ON A Bright Red shirt, Leads Fight Pirates All failed The miserably, for Good.

s Some Sailors Feel Very Curious, What apos at The Secret that Bright Red shirt, Why at The Captain Fights are going to PUT ON IT?

So They Could Not Help Asking A Captain the this, Captain said with a smile: "in fact , no big deal secrets, but I wore the bright red shirt, if you can not make out to bleed the enemy, they thought I was injured, and my heart will feel fear, this is called psychological warfare. "

at The Sailors Realized Admire Intelligence to at The Captain, Captain Not only Martial Arts, Tactics are UNIQUE!

the On Another Day, at The Captain and LED at The Sea the runs the DART, Hang Half Way through, AS usual, and Met at The Pirate Ship, Captain at The, Wow! Good Long Boom! Hot Mama Max! the A MAST Ah!

Five? Oh, NO! Ten? Oh, NO! Thirty or Forty of the For Pirate Ship at The IS Moving at The Fleet Approaching ... ...

Immediately is Next to a sailor the captain ordered: " go to my room, get me my brown pants "!

Sailor: "?? What apos the this Why IS the this Not A Bright Red shirt"

Captain: "this shit to my frustration when they see it.. ..

結果 (英文) 3:

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