話說以前海盜猖獗，很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空，運氣差的連小命都會沒

話說以前海盜猖獗，很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空，運氣差的連小命都會沒了。

於是有一種新職業因應而生--海上保鏢。

專門運送貴重貨物，遇上海盜的時候就不會蒙受平白損失了，當然，在海上跑鏢是很危險的一種工作，除了迷路翻船暴風雨之外，真遇到了海盜免不了都是一場血戰。

有一個保鏢船長武功非常高強，手下的水手個個身手矯捷，所保的鏢從來都是萬無一失地安全抵達。

因為這位船長有一個百戰百勝的秘密......就是他的鮮紅色戰袍，只要船長一披上鮮紅色戰袍就變的所向無敵，不管碰到多麼兇狠的海盜，都能將之打的落荒而逃！

有一天，船長又出海跑一趟鏢，船航至中途，遠遠地就看見一艘船疾駛而來。

船長一看就知道，這下子遇上海盜了，馬上轉身向手下說：「去我房裡，把我那件鮮紅色的戰袍拿來給我穿上！」

船長一披上鮮紅色戰袍，待海盜一上船，立刻衝入敵陣，身先士卒奮勇殺敵。

水手看船長如此驍勇善戰，個個都大受鼓舞，不顧性命地加入戰局，這些海盜個個都是烏合之眾，哪能受得起這樣的攻勢？沒兩三下就落荒而逃了。

就這樣，無論是一艘海盜船、兩艘海盜船、三艘海盜船，甚至四五艘海盜船一起來，只要船長一披上鮮紅色戰袍，帶領作戰，海盜無不慘敗，討不了好而去。

有些水手覺得非常好奇，這件鮮紅色戰袍到底有什麼秘密，為什麼船長作戰時都要穿上呢？

於是他們忍不住就問了船長這個問題，船長笑著說：「其實沒什麼大不了的秘密，只是我穿著這件鮮紅色戰袍，如果受傷流血了敵人也看不出來，他們會以為我都不會受傷，心裡就會先感到恐懼了，這叫做心理戰術。」

水手們這才恍然大悟，佩服起船長的智慧來，原來船長不只武功高強，戰術也有獨到之處！

又有一天，船長又率眾出海跑鏢，航至中途，照例又遇上海盜船，船長一看，哇！乖乖隆的咚！辣塊媽媽不得了！一片桅桿啊！

五艘？不！十艘？不！整整三四十艘的海盜船正朝著船隊駛近......

船長馬上對身旁一個水手下令：「去我房裡，把我那件咖啡色的褲子給我拿來！」

水手：「咦？為什麼這次不是鮮紅色戰袍？」

船長：「這樣我挫屎的時候，他們就看不出來了....」

結果 (英文) 1:

Before said rampant piracy, many merchant vessels encounter pirates were looted, the unlucky even life will be gone.So there is a new career-and-sea guard.Specialized transport of valuable goods, encounter pirates, they were not lost, of course, run at sea DART was a very dangerous job, other than the storm lost capsized, and pirates all are caught in a bloody battle.Have a bodyguard Captain Kung Fu very high strength, his sailors go quick, DART is safely arrived safe and sound.Because the captain had a victorious secret ... ... His bright red shirt, as long as the captain, put on a bright red shirt will become invincible, met, no matter how vicious the pirates are to flee!One day, master and run down the Sea Dart, ships sail halfway saw a boat speeding far.The captain knew, this encounter pirates, soon turned to hand and said: "go to my room, took my bright red shirt dress me up! 」Captain, put on a bright red shirt, pirate ship, then rushed the enemy, take the kill the enemy.Sailor captain is so strong, all inspired, risking his life to join the fray, the pirates are rabble, which can endure such offensive? Not two or three, on the run.In this way, whether it be a pirate ship, two Pirate ships, three Pirate ships, or even four or five pirate ship together, as long as captain, put on a bright red shirt, leads fight pirates all failed miserably, for good.Some sailors feel very curious, what's the secret that bright red shirt, why the captain fights are going to put on it?So they could not help asking a captain this, captain said with a smile: "in fact, no big deal secrets, but I wore the bright red shirt, if you can't make out to bleed the enemy, they thought I was injured, and my heart will feel fear, this is called psychological warfare. 」The sailors realized admire intelligence to the captain, Captain not only martial arts, tactics are unique!On another day, the captain and led the sea runs DART, hang half way through, as usual, and met the pirate ship, the captain, Wow! Good long boom! Hot Mama Max! A mast Ah!Five? Oh, no! Ten? Oh, no! For thirty or forty of the pirate ship is moving the fleet approaching ... ...Immediately next to a sailor the captain ordered: "go to my room, get me my brown pants! 」Sailor: "what's this? Why is this not a bright red shirt? 」Captain: "this shit to my frustration when they see it. ..."

結果 (英文) 2:

Before saying rampant piracy, pirates will encounter many merchant ships were looted, even the bad luck of his life will be gone.

So there is a new profession in response born - Sea bodyguards.

When a special transport valuable cargo, caught the pirates would not have suffered the loss for no reason, of course, run dart at sea is a very dangerous job, in addition to lost shipwreck storm outside, they encountered the pirates are inevitably a bloody battle.

There is a very high-strength martial arts bodyguard captain, sailor men all skill agile, the dart always foolproof guarantee safe arrival.

Because the captain has a secret ...... victorious is his bright red shirt, as long as the captain put on a bright red shirt will become invincible, no matter how fierce encounter pirates, can be the fight fled!

One day, the captain and dart trip out to sea, the boat Hangzhi way, far to see a boat came speeding.

Captain to see that, which erupted encounter pirates, immediately turned to the men said: "! Go to my room, I put that piece of bright red shirt and bring it to me to wear"

the captain put on a bright red shirt , to be a pirate ship, and immediately into the enemy positions, take the lead bravely fighting the enemy.

Captain sailor look so brave and fierce, all of them have greatly encouraged, risking his life to join the fray, these pirates are all the rabble, how can withstand such an attack? Under no twenty-three the hasty retreat.

In this way, whether it is a pirate ship, two pirate ship, three pirate ships, even forty-five pirate ship together, as long as the captain put on a bright red shirt, he led the fight, defeat all the pirates, to discuss not good away.

Some sailors feel very curious, this bright red shirt in the end there is no secret why the captain should be put on combat it?

So they could not help but ask this question of the captain, the captain said with a smile: "In fact, no big deal secret, but I wore this bright red shirt, was bleeding if the enemy can not see, I do not think that they will get hurt, the heart will be fear, and this is called psychological warfare. "

the sailors suddenly realized, to admire the wisdom of the captain, the captain had not only martial arts, tactics are also unique!

Another day, sea captain and led his run dart, Hangzhi way, as usual, we are faced with a pirate ship, the captain, wow! Obediently Long boom! Hot block mother incredible! A Mast ah!

Five? Do not! Ten? Do not! Full three forty pirate ship is moving fleet approaching ......

captain immediately ordered a sailor on the side: "go to my room, I put that piece brown trousers brought me!"

The sailor: " Hey why this is not a bright red shirt "??

captain:" so I fell feces, they can not see out .... "

結果 (英文) 3:

Saying before the rampant piracy, many merchant ships in the case of pirates will be looted, bad luck will not even a small life.So there is a new career as a result of the health - the sea bodyguards.Specially designed for carrying valuable cargo, the pirate encounter when won"t suffer gratuitously lost, of course, in the Sea run dart is a very dangerous work, in addition to capsize the storm lost outside, she encountered the pirate inevitably is a bloody battle.A bodyguard captain martial arts very high strength, sailors under the hand of each skill is agile, guarantee of the dart has always been safely arrived safely.Because the captain of a victorious secret... Is his bright red shirt. As long as the captain wore a bright red shirt will become invincible, no matter how vicious pirates, the dozen be defeated and flee!One day, Captain and Sea run dart, sailing to midway, far away to see a boat speeding to.Captain know at a glance, this sudden encounter pirates, immediately turned and to hand said: "to my room and bring me the bright red shirt brought to me wear!"The captain put on a fresh red shirt to be a pirate ship, immediately rushed into the enemy, he courageously fight the enemy.Sailors at the captain so brave, everyone is greatly encouraged, risking his life to joined the fray, the pirates every one of them is a mob, which can withstand this offensive, not two or three will be defeated and flee?So, whether it is a pirate ship, two pirate ships, three Viking ships, and even forty-five pirate ship, as long as the captain wore a bright red shirt and lead the fight, defeat the pirates without. Not a good discussion and go.Some sailors feel very curious, the bright red shirt in the end there is no secret, why captain battle to wear it?So they could not help but asked the question Captain Captain smiled said: "isn"t the secret of what the big deal, I just wore a bright red shirt, if bleed the enemy also look not to come out, they"ll think I don"t hurt, my heart will to feel fear, this is called psychological tactics.The sailors is suddenly enlighted, admire the captain of the wisdom, the original captain not only martial arts high-strength and tactics have unique!One day, Captain Lvzhong run dart out to sea, sailing to midway, as usual, meet a pirate ship, captain a look, wow! Darling long boom! Hot piece momma not! A piece of the mast Oh!Five? No! Ten? No! A whole fleet of thirty or forty pirate ships heading for the fleet......The captain immediately ordered, "go to my room and bring me my brown pants!"Seaman: "why? Why this is not a fresh red shirt?"Captain: "so when I"m down, they can"t see it."